Apple jacks

Every day millions upon millions of people are faced with a very important decision every morning some of us have a wide range of choices to choose from others aren't so lucky but this morning i had three options: cookie crisp, apple jacks or the ever good corn pops as you can see some pretty tough choices but as you can probably guess i choose apple jacks some of you as you read that last sentence stood up yell blasphemy because I did not choose corn pops or the nasty but not really i just don't like it cookie crisp. It was just that I was feeling apple jacks even though they do not taste like apples in the least bit, its more like cinnamon than anything else, but it's all good. Well as I sat there enjoying my bowl of apple jacks I realize that the people behind apple jacks must been pretty sneaky people to try to deceive millions of kids into believing that there product had something to do with apples doing jumping jacks or a abnormally named man called apple jacks either way all of it turned out to be false but in the process they maintain their little charade for many years well at least they fooled me and frankly i feel ridicoulous for believing them. I mean they did not even try to hide it like you know disguising the actual cereal like little apples no they just got a bunch of green and white fruit loops gave it little pimples and called them apple jacks without giving the world an explanation come on that should not go unpunished. At least a strong reprimand because I went my whole childhood under the false impression that they had something to do with apples. Well I can't blame the whole falseness and trickery thing on apple jacks because corn pops ( the retarded yet better tasting cousin of popcorn) has nothing to do with corn with the exception that they are both yellow but that's it they don't even have a corn related mascot well at least not yet. Anyways after thinking all of this all I can is that what the hell they still taste good.